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July 25, 2013 5:03 pm
  • Me: On April 21st, 1967, the hundred millionth GM vehicle rolled off the line at the plant in Janesville.
  • Friend: ah....?
  • Me: A blue two door Caprice. There was a big ceremony, speeches, Lieutenant Governor even showed up.
  • Friend: What the fuck are you even talking about
  • Me: Three days later, another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her, but they should've-
  • Friend: sTOP IT
  • Me: because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala..-
  • Friend: not this crap again
  • Me: would turn out to be...
  • Friend: SHUT UP
  • Me: tHE MOST IMPORTANT CAR
  • Friend: YOU NEED HELP
  • Me: NO...THE MOST IMPORTANT OBJECT IN PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
  • Friend: YOU ARE SCARING ME
  • Me: *lAUGHS DEMONIACALLY *
June 21, 2013 1:01 am

trenchcoatsarecool:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
no one helped will
fuck u Hannibal

(via suchspiritedwords)

February 11, 2013 12:27 pm October 28, 2012 11:38 pm October 11, 2012 9:54 pm October 3, 2012 9:57 pm

iheartmarkpontius:

Interviewer: What would you feed it (the penguin)?

Cubbie: Gummi bears.

Mark Foster: Penguins don’t eat Gummi bears!

Cubbie: This one will.

Ponsi: You seem to know a lot about penguins. Maybe we should foster it.

Mark Foster: Penguins eat fish.

Cubbie: We’ll feed it Swedish fish then.

Mark Foster: Ok… compromise.

September 22, 2012 11:23 pm 11:23 pm

afetishforthefreaks:

desperately need to know what font was used here. do you know?

11:22 pm

askerquestioner

Anonymous: MWAHHHHHHH MWAHHHHH! >:P

who is thisss?

August 30, 2012 11:31 pm August 12, 2012 5:09 pm
imthegirlfrommontreal:

d3str0kk:

hellyesfosterthepeople:

sassy

omg

so much sass within you mark

imthegirlfrommontreal:

d3str0kk:

hellyesfosterthepeople:

sassy

omg

so much sass within you mark

(via iheartmarkpontius)

August 7, 2012 9:15 am August 3, 2012 10:55 pm
rubyliftyourheadup:

fostermybrokenjaw:

fosterswims:

isomsdenimjacket:

Mark has a fever. And the only prescription, is more cowbell.

BLESS UR SOUL I HAVE BEEN WAITING SOOO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THE COWBELL JOKE

Needs more cowbell.

THE HOLY COWBELL!!

rubyliftyourheadup:

fostermybrokenjaw:

fosterswims:

isomsdenimjacket:

Mark has a fever. And the only prescription, is more cowbell.

BLESS UR SOUL I HAVE BEEN WAITING SOOO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THE COWBELL JOKE

Needs more cowbell.

THE HOLY COWBELL!!

(Source: fosterthepeoplemaniacbr, via twerkinf0rjesus)

10:54 pm

ponsis-socks:

Mark Pontius Hat Beret Appreciation Post

(Source: , via owlieee96)

August 1, 2012 8:29 pm